Thinking of the Perfect Break Up

Thinking of the Perfect Break Up

I was thinking of all the things that I could say to him
I picked the perfect day and the perfect place

The perfect words the perfect sound the perfect moment
For the not so perfect man…….

Most of my inspiration comes from heartache and pain
I think without it I wouldn’t have a reason to complain

My life would be less complicated and I would not be going insane

And at this time at this perfect moment I would be in my perfect skin
Asking him to do it again because he was perfect in this perfect moment
At this perfect time and life is less complicated at this point in perfect time……….

But he ain’t so perfect so here I am…


What do we do when we are in love..yet the one we love is unlovable and you are sick of crying and just want him to get the hell out?? You are finished crying and you couldn’t be more pissed than you already are…..so you go buy the shovel and the rope to get ready to tie his ass up and bury him deep…deep in the ground, but then you think to yourself you are much too pretty to spend the rest of your life in jail….so instead you will just break up with his stupid ass.

Trust me….save your tears.. HE AINT WORTH THE FIGHT………Do like Beyonce says and put your freaking dress on and go catch yourself a man……….


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